So Dave and I watched the third movie in the Transformers line last night. If I were to give it a star rating, it would be 2 stars out of 5. Why? Well, let's go through those: Megan Fox IS the chick in the Transformers. This other lady? Well first of all, you look like you could break her in 1/2 with a strong wind. OK, so I didn't even know who Megan Fox was until like last year, but she made the Transformers movie. And who runs through an entire battle scene in high heels? So lame The battle scene was like, 9 times longer than it really needed to be. So much so that 1/2 an hour into it, I was like, "Are they going to be done now?" Having a good guy AND a bad guy (this time in 2 different machines: the Primes) with the same color scheme really confuses you when you're watching the battle scenes. Okay *** Spoiler ALERT *** This pylon/column thing glowing red is the key to destroying the bad guys. So ah...why is every GOOD guy NOT EVEN SHOOTING AT IT?!?!...
there lives a woman with knitting needles of fire.